Cigarette Dog

Known to friends as Ciggy D, Cigarette Dog was born in an ash tray in South Jersey. Raised in the foothills of Kentucky where she served as moonshine runner until she was recruited by the CIA to design a line of spy equipment disguised as, you guessed it, a pack of smokes.
Ciggy D., the youngest of nine, is the only known animal to be born with a cigarette in her mouth. She is recognized by the Guiness Book of World Records as having smoked the most cigarettes of any dog less than 20 pounds. Formerly a socialite, Ciggy D. lost her fortune in a ponzy scheme with Bernie Madoff in the early 2000s. Ciggy D. also holds the record for most money lost in a ponzy scheme by a dog less than 20 pounds. Formerly married to George Clooney Ciggy D. also holds the record for most celebrity divorces of any dog less than 20 pounds. After an assassination attempt nearly took Ciggy D.'s life in 2018 she was awarded the second place record for assassination attempts on a dog less than 20 pounds. Narrowly losing out to the Taco Bell Dog with whom she also had an affair. After a brief stint in politics Ciggy D. made her first appearance on the silver screen as a cigarette butt in a biopic about Princess Diana which generated Oscar buzz for the budding starlet to which she lost out to Jennifer Lawrence. Ciggy D. disappeared in 2022, but shine runners in the foothills say they can still hear her wheezing.